SPOOKY BOOTY Valentine's Card

Valentine's card for those with the most perfect of haunted backsides.

Using the dropdown menu above:

Purchase the card for your own use, or....

If you want to me to hand write your custom message by hand, and send the card directly to the intended recipient - for £1.50 extra - please select 'written and sent direct' - and tell me the address and the message for your recipient in the 'Notes or instructions' box in the order section! Please limit your message to 10-15 words.

You can see an example of my handwriting in the pictures to the left. The card inside is plain white.

I reserve the right to cancel refund your order if you request me to write threats or other horrifying things! If you need to write and send something extremely weird and unsavory, please purchase the card directly and do it yourself :P

Square, printed on high quality card. 130mm x 130mm. Envelope included.

Original art by Forest Fawnette

Shipping outside the UK is always tracked. Shipping inside UK is 1st Class.